Post by Penisoriented space men on Sept 5, 2009 18:12:53 GMT 10
I just got a really weird email from something I think came from another galaxy!
The writer of this 'alien' email somehow knew that I have a REALLY small penis! How?
I know insurance companies can check our health records if they greaze enough palms with silver (bribe officials), but I didn't realise that aliens are up to the same tricks!
The email said that I needn't pay anybody anything and that soon I would have an enormous trouser snake! Well, what would I do with this enormous trouser snake anyway? Felicity always tells me that size is not important, and that more than a mouthful is a waste.
So, what do these alien penis men want with a simple man like me? Does anyone else get emails like these from penis-oriented space men?
Thank you.
The writer of this 'alien' email somehow knew that I have a REALLY small penis! How?
I know insurance companies can check our health records if they greaze enough palms with silver (bribe officials), but I didn't realise that aliens are up to the same tricks!
The email said that I needn't pay anybody anything and that soon I would have an enormous trouser snake! Well, what would I do with this enormous trouser snake anyway? Felicity always tells me that size is not important, and that more than a mouthful is a waste.
So, what do these alien penis men want with a simple man like me? Does anyone else get emails like these from penis-oriented space men?
Thank you.